I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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