If i come over, it means nothing
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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