dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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