the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
