I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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