How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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