My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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