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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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