Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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