we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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