I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I lost the right to judge tonight
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