so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She's not a foreskin expert like you
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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