Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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