just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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