Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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