she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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