Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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