Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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