Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name

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(343): View more from Ontario

STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.

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(804): View more from Virginia

why weren't you at the audition last night?

(1-804): View more from Virginia

booty call before role call

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(512): View more from Texas

There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns

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(404): View more from Georgia

I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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(703): View more from Virginia

just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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(706): View more from Georgia

She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.

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