I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Just puked most of my soul out..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
