..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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