Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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