READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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