I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Two words: blizzard sex
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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