No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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