Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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