Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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