why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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