New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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