I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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