There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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