I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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