it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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