Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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