I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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