even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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