i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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