Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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