I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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