sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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