i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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