Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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