fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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