called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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