Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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