you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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