He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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