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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You smell like stripper and shame

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'

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• (212): View more from New York

  the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

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  That's practically a relationship for you

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once

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