sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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