Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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