Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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