Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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