i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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