She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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