He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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