ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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