dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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